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How to Find a Lost Item
Let’s say you can’t find something, for instance your calculator, or sunglasses say. look where they should be, but aren’t look in maybe three other logical places, where they’re not continue to look in these SAME places, even though you have already seen they’re not there eventually, someone will visit you and find your items [...]
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How to shop for Groceries
Wait until you are very, very hungry Go to the store. Wander around in a daze, picking mostly pre-packaged food ready to eat. Forget what you originally came to the store for. When you get home, eat most of what you bought immediately. Return to the store the next day.
How to Check Email
Turn on computer and email software. Start cooking a meal, probably breakfast. When you hear the “you’ve got mail” sound, go see your email and start replying to everybody. Continue this behavior until you either: Hear something overboil Smell something burning Rush back and try to salvage your meal.
How to Clean your House
Invite people over to your house. Set aside an amount of time before the party that you will dedicate to cleaning. Put on music so you can ROCK OUT while you clean. Turn on your computer and check emails, facebook, and your website stats until you have about a quarter of the time left. Get [...]
How to End a Phone Conversation
Make sure you have exhausted all possible subjects and explored all tangents with the person you are talking to. Look at the clock to see that you need to hang up or be late for something Explain to the person all the things you have to go and do now. Right before you say goodbye, [...]
How to Make Tea