How to shop for Groceries

  1. Wait until you are very, very hungry
  2. Go to the store.
  3. Wander around in a daze, picking mostly pre-packaged food ready to eat.
  4. Forget what you originally came to the store for.
  5. When you get home, eat most of what you bought immediately.
  6. Return to the store the next day.
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