How to Clean your House

  1. Invite people over to your house.
  2. Set aside an amount of time before the party that you will dedicate to cleaning.
  3. Put on music so you can ROCK OUT while you clean.
  4. Turn on your computer and check emails, facebook, and your website stats until you have about a quarter of the time left.
  5. Get something to eat.
  6. Realize there is not much time left for you to get much of anything done.
  7. Right before they arrive, scurry around like a mad person frantically trying to get at least the surface areas clean.
  8. Put everything else in the closet or under some blankets or something and hope they don’t ask.
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One Comment

  1. Jack
    Posted July 13, 2010 at 1:05 am | Permalink

    Hehe, nice tips ))) especially i loved that one about music! Really, it’s quite important to create working mood while cleaning a house http://lnk.sk/avwi

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